(RADIATOR) Fwd: RE: The season: CHRISTMAS

[Hugh Irvine]

Hello Everyone -

I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all the very best of the 
season and to thank you for continuing to support us.

I've included a smile below for your enjoyment.

:-)

best regards

Hugh


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Subject: RE: The season: CHRISTMAS
Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 16:20:09 -0500 (EST)
From: Scott Stursa <stursa at acns.fsu.edu>
To: nanog at merit.edu

You want operational content? You got it!

On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP


Enjoy your holiday, whatever it is.

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Scott L. Stursa                                             850/644-2591
Network Security Officer                             stursa at acns.fsu.edu
Academic Computing and Network Services         Florida State University

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